The food smells great, so you give her your best
smile and say hello and ask what smells so good.
She swings around quite startled but then grins
at you with her friendly chubby face. She then explains that she
is very busy at the moment making Guinness cake for the fair next
week. "I ALWAYS win, and I 'll let you in on my secret if you
promise not to tell anyone……..I use 20 year old Guinness - More
flavorsome"