The smell is really getting to you so you decide
to ask for a taste.
" Of course you can", but then she decides to hand
you a whole cake, you are very grateful but this cake could feed
an army, she then asks "Does your mother feed you at all?, would
you like some wholesome Stew?, Apple pie? I know, an Irish Breakfast?"
You now realise that unless you want to eat half
of Avoca, you should move on.
