THE DRUNKS

Ok, that's the last straw, are these guys drunk or do they have a couple of marbles rolling around upstairs.

You can tell before he even speaks that some profound waffle is coming your way, "Didn't you know, left handed people have the devil in them - and in Dublin they've gone a step further and have left handed shops for these people, they're taking over!!"

Request a pearl of drunken wisdom
Offer to buy them a Whiskey chaser
Throw a pint over the happy rogues
Ask the men to sing you a good drinking song

You can move to:

The Entrance, Outside the Pub, The Irish Band,
The Locked Chest, The Bar, The Locals,
The Chat Area, The Toilet, The Jukebox, The Stranger