THE DRUNKS

You decide to do something unexpected and risky and throw your pint over them.

The men are very shocked but more annoyed because you wasted a perfectly good pint and explain to you that if it had been some other inferior beer they wouldn't have minded but GUINNESS.

What would you like to do now?

You don't get this at all, even if it was an inferior beer, how could they not be annoyed?

Request a pearl of drunken wisdom
Offer to buy them a Whiskey chaser
Ask the men to sing you a good drinking song
You ask if maybe you should travel up to Dublin for a few days.

You can move to:

The Entrance, Outside the Pub, The Irish Band,
The Locked Chest, The Bar, The Locals,
The Chat Area, The Toilet, The Jukebox, The Stranger