THE LEPRECHAUN

You tell him you heard Tara was after some farmer named Pat.

Now he's definitely upset, "Ok, so she's not perfect and yeah, I know she's chasing some Head the Ball farmer but when she meets me and looks into my hypnotic eyes - that will be that..

Tell him you haven't noticed his 'hypnotic eyes'!

Tell him you don't believe in Leprechauns.
Ask him about his brother.
Ask him where his pot of gold is.
Tell him he's just like a pigmy but with funny shoes.

You can move to:

The Waterfall, The Avoca Motte Stone