You pose the question straight out "Do you
know any Donkeys?"
The goat looks at you, coughs and explains that
he does, a donkey called Denny but he hasn't actually seen Denny
in nearly two years now. " "We had a misunderstanding about
which type of grass is the tastiest but he's a good old sort,
even if he is a bit dopey, he's always good craic"