THE LEPRECHAUN

You ask him if he has a girlfriend!

This seems like something he would like to talk about " Well there is this one girl, her name is Tara, she is absolutely perfect in every way but most importantly she's perfect for me. Did you know that all 'females' find me irresistible"

Tell him you heard she was after some farmer named Pat.

Tell him you don't believe in Leprechauns.
Ask him about his brother.
Ask him where his pot of gold is.
Tell him he's just like a pigmy but with funny shoes.

You can move to:

The Waterfall, The Avoca Motte Stone