THE LEPRECHAUN

You tell him he's just a pigmy in funny shoes.

You know this will wind him up no end, but you are surprised, especially since he's such a moody character, He proceeds to say quite matter of factly, "I am exactly 1.28 inches taller than the average pigmy, my skin is 4.8 shades lighter and my hair is 1.4 shades lighter - therefore I bear no resemblance to a pigmy…and my shoes are NOT funny" Maybe someone said something similar to him before?

Tell him you don't believe in Leprechauns.
Ask him about his brother.
Ask him where his pot of gold is.
Ask him if he has a girlfriend!

You can move to:

The Waterfall, The Avoca Motte Stone